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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Quotations About Marriage I

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it. ~Josh Billings
Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does. ~Groucho Marx
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married? ~Barbra Streisand
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. ~Benjamin Disraeli
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued.~Helen Rowland, Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, 1909
He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. ~Mae West
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake. ~Elbert Hubbard
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him. ~Cher
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in? ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Representative Men, 1850
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. ~Prince Philip
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder. ~Thornton Wilder
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. ~H.L. Mencken
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. ~Michel de Montaigne
I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he’d be dead within the year. ~Bette Davis
Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. ~Madeleine de Scudery
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it. ~Josh Billings
Courtship to marriage is as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. ~William Congreve, The Old Bachelor, 1693
If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books. ~Alan King
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. ~Evelyn Hendrickson
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. ~Author Unknown
If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry. ~Anton Chekov
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. ~Heinrich Heine Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage. ~Gloria Steinem
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. ~Robert Frost
I never even believed in divorce until after I got married. ~Diane Ford

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