LUST – When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE – When you lose your child in crowded room.
LUST – When intercourse is called “screwing.”
MARRIAGE – What the hell are you talking about?
LUST – When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE – When the bank owns everything.
LUST – When the relationship is over if you don’t climax.
MARRIAGE – What’s a climax?
LUST – When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE – When all you write is checks.
LUST – When you couldn’t give a &*%$
MARRIAGE -When your only concern is what’s on TV.
LUST – When your farewell is “So, same time next week…”
MARRIAGE – When your farewell is a relief.
LUST – When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE – When you never see each other awake.
LUST – When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE – When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LUST – When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE – When everybody else matters and you don’t care who knows.
LUST – When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE – When you listen to talk radio.
LUST – When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE – When just getting through today is your only thought.
LUST – When you’re only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE – When you’re only interested in your golf score.